Some of you might already read this on Twitter, but, yeah, Puk died last Tuesday. Puk was my guinea pig. I feel really bad about the way he died and I’ve never been this upset before with the passing of an animal. That morning I walked by my guinea pigs and they were all wheeping really loudly so I just obliged to their obvious (or so I thought) demand of more food. Five minutes later, as I walked past them again(1), Pippin (Puk’s cage mate) started to franticly wheep again. I remember saying something like “Jesus christ, I just gave you food, didn’t I?”
. That’s when I noticed Puk wasn’t around. One quick look and I saw him lying motionless in their wooden piggy home. I touched him and he was already cold. That explained why Pippin was so upset! I quickly took Pippin out of the cage and cuddled with him for a bit in my room. I set up an extra cage for him in my room, gave him some vegetables, and then sat down myself for some thinking.
I guess about half an hour after I found Puk, for some reason I thought I needed to go see him again and find a box to bury him in. I took Puk out of the cage, said a few words, and all of the sudden Puk’s mouth opened and made a throwing up motion. He was still alive! I completely panicked and ran into my mom’s bedroom and together we looked if he had something stuck in his throat. As we couldn’t see anything except for something that looked a lot like diarrhea, I shouted that we needed a vet. My mom called the animal clinic that is supposed to be available 24/24. My mom got the fucking answer machine! She left them a message, stating it was an emergency, then called another vet. This vet couldn’t help us until noon! My mom called another vet, nobody even answered the phone. This went on and on and all this time Puk was suffering. Forty (!) minutes later we finally found a vet that could help us, unfortunately at this time, Puk had already choked to death.
Our neighbour was nice enough to drive us to the vet to make sure that he was really “gone”, which he was. An hour after Puk died, we got a phone call back from the animal clinic, asking if we still needed help. Well he’s dead, isn’t he? You have the nerve to call back so late?! What part of an emergency don’t you understand?! He kept saying how regrettable the situation was. Do the world a favour, put your lip over your head and swallow. Asshole.
So there you have it folks. Lots of tears were spend as I had to helplessly watch an animal that I’ve had for 5 years and love dearly, suffer to death because vets that claim to be available 24/24 refused to help me out in any way. If you ever need a vet, don’t count on a Belgian one as most of them obviously don’t give a shit.
In other news, my frog has been getting jiggy with a “stray” frog. The slut.
Half of our garden pond is filled with little tadpoles. If all of those little buggers survive(2), we’ll have a serious frog plague.
— 1. The cages of my guinea pigs (as well as the cage of my rabbits) are right next to the staircase, so I walk past them frequently.
— 2. As in, the fish don’t eat them all.